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Начала смотреть фильм "Как стать серийным убийцей?"
Уже предчувствую класс, потому что начало такое:
Is it hard for you to get up in the morning?
Нas your life lost a sense of purpose?
Do you feel like giving up is the only option?
Well, don't despair because Mike Willson can help you
Mikes unique formula has helped millions of people get their life's back on a track
people just like you!
Mike's coach major world leaders, professional athletes media celebrities and top corporate executives!
Now it's your turn!
Once suicidal depressed Mike turned his life around when he decided to become a serial killer!
Since become a serial killer Mike's achieved a level of success and fulfilment he never thought possible
And now he is going to share his secrets with you on this amazing life-changing seminar "How to be a serial killer?"
Mikes simple 10 lessons program will teach you everything you need to know to kill your way to a better life!
You're going to be better than Dahmer!
You're going to be better than Bundy!
You're going to be better than Charles Manson!
You're going to be the killer everyone's talking about!
So stop ignoring the voices in your head and call 1-888-SRL-KILR!
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Уже предчувствую класс, потому что начало такое:
Is it hard for you to get up in the morning?
Нas your life lost a sense of purpose?
Do you feel like giving up is the only option?
Well, don't despair because Mike Willson can help you
Mikes unique formula has helped millions of people get their life's back on a track
people just like you!
Mike's coach major world leaders, professional athletes media celebrities and top corporate executives!
Now it's your turn!
Once suicidal depressed Mike turned his life around when he decided to become a serial killer!
Since become a serial killer Mike's achieved a level of success and fulfilment he never thought possible
And now he is going to share his secrets with you on this amazing life-changing seminar "How to be a serial killer?"
Mikes simple 10 lessons program will teach you everything you need to know to kill your way to a better life!
You're going to be better than Dahmer!
You're going to be better than Bundy!
You're going to be better than Charles Manson!
You're going to be the killer everyone's talking about!
So stop ignoring the voices in your head and call 1-888-SRL-KILR!
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